Funny dating stories

We head to a really nice steakhouse, and after appetizers and his third martini, he starts to speak baby talk to me, as in "Would you wike a wittle kissy-wissy?

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We leave the restaurant, and he says, "This always happens to me when I drink rum.

It makes me have to pee." We keep walking, and then I realize I'm walking by myself because he stopped to pee in the alley, right in front of me.

I saw him at a party 10 years later, and we ended up having a conversation.

By the end of the evening, we had dinner plans for a few nights later. My saving grace was a friend of mine who happened to be waitressing that night. Jack didn't even offer to drive me home when I announced I had to leave; he said "okay" and kept on talking! He actually called me the next day and asked if I wanted to go out again!

—Julieanne, NYIt was my first date with a guy I met on an online personals site.

We had a couple quick conversations online, but he said he wasn't a great writer so we had agreed to meet for coffee.

As I sat, I imagined the really cute guy and unbelievable credentials, and was extremely excited to meet him.

Finally a guy sat down and introduced himself as my date, but instead of the 25-year-old I was expecting and was pictured on his profile, he was overweight, balding, and at least 50.

I cut the date short, declined a second date, and thought I was in the clear when I didn't hear from him for a couple of days.

Then, I got an e-mail from him: not a single word, just a photo of his penis.

—Kim, GAThe worst date I ever went on was with a guy I'd known in high school.

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