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"My fianc, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.A man and a woman are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. " He says, "Put it between your legs." She says, "What about the smell?The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So, why's the groom wearing black?

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Q: What's the difference between the Minnesota Vikings & the Taliban? Q: Where do you go in Minneapolis in case of a tornado? Q: Why doesn't Duluth have a professional football team? Q: Why are Minnesota Vikings jokes getting dumber and dumber?? My wife was about to put my son in a Minnesota Vikings jersey, but I reminded her it was a choking hazard.

A: The Metrodome - they never get a touchdown there! Why do ducks fly over the Metrodome stadium upside down? A: Because Vikings fans have started to make them up themselves. A: He broke into the Minnesota Vikings trophy room. Why did the Minnesota Vikings fan cross the road..... I put a Vikings logo on an airplane and now it can't touchdown. Just hang in the Vikings end zone, they don't catch anything there.

Q: What do the Minnesota Vikings and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common? A: "We can't beat Green Bay." Q: How do you stop an Minnesota Vikings fan from beating his wife? Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an Minnesota Vikings fan? Q: If you have a car containing a Vikings wide receiver, a Vikings linebacker, and a Vikings defensive back, who is driving the car? A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish. How did the Minnesota Vikings fan die from drinking milk? A: Have him watch a couple Minnesota Vikings games. Q: What does a Minnesota Vikings fan and a bottle of beer have in common? Q: Why do Minnesota Vikings fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? Q: How do the Vikings spend the first week of training camp?

Q: What do the Vikings and the Post Office have in common? Q: Why can't Minnesota Viking players eat cereal for breakfast?

Q: How many Minnesota Vikings fans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Studying the Miranda Rights Q: How do you keep a Vikings fan from masterbating?

A: You paint his dick New Orleans gold and he won't beat it for years!

"A man walks into a bar for a drink and spots his best friend sitting in the corner looking very very sad, so he walks over to try to cheer him up. You look like you lost your best friend." "My wife told me she wasn't going to talk to me for a month." replies Jack. The next blonde asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. The redhead builds a boat and sails off the island.

The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two.

A: For the first offense, they give you two Vikings tickets. Q: What is the difference between a Vikings fan and a baby? Q: How many Minnesota Vikings does it take to change a tire?

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